Etiquette

Patient

- intake form filled out with information before session by you.  Not having this information completed before arrival does nothing for the practitioner understanding intention / expectation of current session.  Your expectation of quality from the practitioner is matched to your quality of taking care of yourself - this involves completing an intake form and showing up to your session you booked.  Please feel free to inform the practitioner to schedule you into future availability consistently if you do not appreciate online domains once you have an intake form set up.

- arrives to session on time.  15 minute windows are possible between patients.  Later than 15 minutes, the practitioner will disengage from session and cancel expected appointment as a no show due to not having enough time for optimal results. 

- refrain scheduling or session arrivals at peak heightened mental state.  If at 1-2% before breakdown, do not schedule a massage - schedule a talk therapist to mindfully downgrade your last 2% of mental state.  Within this heightened state of brain malfunction - your perception, self awareness, honest behavior is skewed to possible full tilt.  This is not the state to arrive to a session at this site, considering you may have  fast internal processing on the table.  If handling information offered of not proceeding for ethical reasoning or educational background, you do not malfunction to information offered by a regulated healthcare practitioner looking out for your best interest and safest results.  If you can not handle honest feedback, schedule a talk or occupational therapist to downgrade your heightened state - seek more help than a massage therapist.

- refrain from trauma dumping your information during initial meet.  This session is not the price of a psychology / counselling session, as the practitioner is not one & the practitioner is not interested in new downloads that have to be blocked from memory that removes the state of neutrality.  Do not expect to offer much information other than current state of your intentions and what body discomfort / restriction you are experiencing - this is literally all the information the practitioner needs for relieving your intention.  The patient may experience releases on the table noted as emotional, verbal, visual - that is phenomenal and supported by the practitioner. 

The practitioner is well aware the information you offer about yourself *or others* may be incorrect / an intentional lie / your current state regarding your mental health.  The more information you offer to your practitioner, the more potential practitioners make mental notes or file what you state as true - especially if you inform not to write that in your file or actually state that you lied in your intake form or in communication.  This is not a space for those that wish to maintain a malingering presence to any entities funding sessions from accidents - you will be relieved of intention by contact support quickly if it is a physical discomfort.  Theta Touch Wellness does not work with ICBC or WCB - clinics savvy in writing your files a certain way for your potential add-ons in sessions will promote on their website they work with ICBC / WCB adjustors.  Quite possibly - you will view ads on social media of practitioners promoting how to obtain more sessions from ICBC - that type of practitioner is motivated by slow relief.

- do not arrive to session with a partner that wants to talk for or over you if you can cognitively communicate and are doing so.  It is absolutely acceptable to have a partner discuss your current episode if you can not offer information or do not speak English.  The partner will be asked to remain quiet as a witness of the patient's session if the patient is able to communicate with the practitioner.  The patient's file will state if the person you arrive with cuts you off from discussing your experience, states perception as to how you are feeling without you stating it, is not maintaining a neutral state for the practitioner or you, the body on the table receiving a session.  That information filed is to protect you as the patient and the practitioner.  This space is independent to empower, validate and mindfully hear the patient that is expected on the table.

- schedule your own appointments.  Do not let someone else tell / pressure you to see a specific practitioner of any field.  If you are not able to approach any licenses for intentional help then ask for guidance from others or reach out to practitioners you want to work with for further information.  Do not expect the same results as someone else as you are your own body / mind and the fast acting relief may not be the same for you in your current state.  It is not a competition as to how much you can release in one session but this site can confirm fast acting results in one session of primary intention through a hybrid of knowledge and contact skills.  If referral based, ask for others opinions then what was offered if the guidance does not resonate with you in your current state.  Ask your chosen practitioner for referrals for better results with your intention if not noticing relief.

This site is mostly ghost referrals - noting from patients who to notice in the industry from personal relief for intentional concern.  Ask your chosen practitioner of any field who supports their body.  You are a practitioner that has found out Theta Touch Wellness is offering your information to patients - this site is not looking for any feedback, detail information of the patient as that is not information offered to the practitioner from the patient.  This site only offers referrals to practitioners that have unique skillsets / post grad education.  The practitioner does not have random licenses with no unique post grad touch her body.  Currently, only working with instructors that she travels for and the practitioner pays out of pocket for sessions.  Finding great work from non regulated body workers such as craniosacral therapists & 4+ years programmed osteopaths (not the 14 month add on program to baseline licenses *if they have a license.*  BKR was in an osteo cohort that had two students in the program with no previous licenses and the institute accepted them with this knowledge for profit.  This is a fast pump out service to devalue the healthcare industry and wastes benefits on low experienced practitioners for some bodies that have restrictive insurance funds to use per license if only exploring what benefits can offer.  Most of the healthcare industry seems to be ok offering long session plans with minimal relief of an intention with profit of milking the system.  This site is seeking fast acting results which is a slow business model with a high ethical background for those who do not want to waste time or money and want optimal relief now.

- pregnant bodies as patients is specifically for the pregnant body and not the baby.  This space does not engage with baby inside of the pregnant body outside of making sure baby is safe during session.  90+% of pregnant bodies will proceed with session when explained that all bodies are treated the same and this is not an expected pregnancy massage site.  The knowledge / contact is the same for pregnant bodies as it is for all other bodies as we all have a central nervous system (and multiple nervous systems are inside of your pregnant body).  No pregnancy pillow offered but a three fold table will maintain comfort for pregnancy.  Baby (babies) communicates on their own inside of you during contact and is supported to do so by the practitioner.  The practitioner has worked with pregnant bodies to full term that are carrying multiple babies during one pregnancy. 

- do not arrive to your session sick or with others in your house sick.  You are not the only patient of the day and mindfully recognizing others, expecting the same energy towards your session, is to not spread germs / viruses to others being touched or hindering your chosen practitioner.

- refrain from scheduling a session the day of an acute event that has just happened to you today.  The practitioner is working with other bodies and not reading your intake form day of to prepare for what the patient may be going through.  Do not enter the space and ask if the practitioner has read your intake form you created today.  The schedule opens up slowly as to what type of patients are on the day plan to achieve optimal results for all bodies that enter the space and to not have patients schedule out long term.

- do not enter the treatment room and immediately remove your clothing as this has been the expectation for you at other sites.  The practitioner will be having a conversation with you before any table time and most likely you will not need to remove your clothes unless you truly want to as all techniques can be performed wearing comfortable attire.

- offer information to the practitioner of what is being said about the practitioner in the industry.  Recently, there have been some interesting inquiries / expectations from patients to understand what they have heard from others.  Most likely - the information that sounds grandeur is coming from someone that had a successful relaxation of central nervous system and is discussing an out of body experience.  If you are interested in talking about the practitioner in any format - please feel free to relay the information being discussed to understand what regulation, optimal central nervous system relaxation and detoxing feels like to you.  This website is curated by the practitioner with quotes from patients.  Since quotes seem too fantastic for some viewers - this site will now have voice testimonials after out of body experiences to debunk long term treatment models of the healthcare industry.

- do not state that your body is gross or you are "the worst" or "the hardest" patient of the day, week, ever.  The practitioner will confidently let you know when your body / current state / dysfunction is in the top 5% of complex cases to relieve and will research & discuss with other practitioners what you are experiencing.  Whatever you think is disappointing, extremely difficult to work with is most likely nowhere remotely close to the high end of intensity the practitioner works with.  Unfortunately, if you are disappointed in results with your body, most likely you have chosen licenses that are disappointing to take your case on, even if you do not take care of yourself consistently.

The practitioner will confidently let you know if the education background is not able to optimally relieve your intention in an expected fast manner after one session.  There are no tools used outside of a three fold lymphatic table.  There is no charging your session if denied proceeding with a scheduled session.  This site does not disguise breathwork / only stretching / reformer work as a massage session.  RMTs are not educated in this at baseline - feel free to discuss what is expected in a massage with your chosen RMT.  Ask your chosen licenses if they learned education of a unique intention at baseline and then explore multiple opinions of local RMTs to range initial answer. 

Baseline graduates can work with babies and children - any platform of institute education that the practitioner has been involved with will strongly suggest students for more education on intention for babies inside and outside of pregnant bodies.

Any license that charges a session without working on your body towards your intent is a scam.  Any license that sells a bundle of sessions before making contact to observe results or relational field is a scam.

- the patient will not change the intention because of how fast the results were completed.  Was the expected intention resolved - then let's maintain a global relaxation session towards said intention.  Is a new discomfort pinging at the end of your session - then your nervous system has allowed you to note other layers that were in your body you did not have the capability to be aware of with initial intention being dominant.  Inform the practitioner of discomforts in your body after moving off the table - quite possibly its a light touch to that specific spot that will resolve what your noticing and the practitioner does not want you guarding that spot into your every day life that builds a new site of dysfunction.

It is a team effort between the practitioner & patient - choose members on your team that truly want to see you get better today to succeed with relief in your current state.